Introducing the Dragon III...

Those three ridges you've been eyeing? They're strategically positioned to hit all the right spots, creating a crescendo of pleasure that builds faster than our marketing team's enthusiasm for dragon puns.

We've engineered this beauty with an ultra-slim profile because sometimes less is more. All the pleasure, none of the bulk.

The rock-solid base isn't just there to look pretty. It stays put when you don't because nothing ruins the mood faster than having to pause your fantasy for a retrieval mission. 

Crafted from premium body-safe silicone that feels like it was designed by someone who actually understands human anatomy (shocking, we know), the Dragon III is as beautiful as it is functional. Those textured scales aren't just for show, though they do make for great conversation starters at inappropriate times.

Whether you're embarking on a solo adventure or bringing along a companion for the ride, this is the fantasy accessory that will have you cancelling plans faster than you can say 'suddenly feeling under the weather.'

Meticulously designed with passion and precision by Kat from Excelddesigns, because someone around here has to be the professional.